Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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That is so fetch

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

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