- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Youre mom is so dead...

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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