- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

rocky is here again.......................

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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