A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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