- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

This is sparta No this is patrick

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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