Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

think twice or at least think

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Republicans

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

flavin's head

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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