- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Guess who is violent. Osama

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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