That is so fetch

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Do your parents know you're gay?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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