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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

A man was shot. He died.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Robin, Get in the Car

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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