- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what's brown and sticky A stick!

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