Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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