What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

woman..parallel parking

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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