Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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