- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

The Pittsburgh Pirates

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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