I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

The Big Band Theory

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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