- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

roak

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

boobs.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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