- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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