How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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