the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What? Why?

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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