- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Agent 47.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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