glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anything involving women..

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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GONNA

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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