What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Keanu Reaves

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Latvia isn't a joke

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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