- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Guess what? Bananas

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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