knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

a black guy hates chicken.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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