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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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