- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

The EPA.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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