- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

roses are red, violets are violet.

An Asian man fails a math test

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Women's Rights

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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