- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What comes after 69? 70

knock knock i have diarrhea

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

hey John will you make some copies

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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