A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Y u do dis?

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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tim has no humor

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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