Guess what? Bananas

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

test

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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