what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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