Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock *open*

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Womans baksetball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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