AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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kesha is a virgin.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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How come anti jokes r funny

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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