- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

woman's rights

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

tim has no humor

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

robin, get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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