- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

feminists.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Chicken

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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