- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Guess what? Bananas

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Lets go Yankees

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.