What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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mark is religion

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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The WPGA tour

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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