A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A man goes to the potty.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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