- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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