- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

woman's rights

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

tim has no humor

robin, get in the car.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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