A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

did you stub your toe?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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