- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

feminists.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

tim has no humor

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

robin, get in the car.

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