Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Guess what? Bananas

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A French man gets into a fight

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Anti Joke

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