Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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