- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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