- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Knock knock Come in

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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