- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Guess what? Bananas

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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