What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Sixty... eight

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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