- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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