- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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