- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Y u do dis?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

tim has no humor

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