Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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woman's rights

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Pain Olympics.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Chicken

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Anti Joke

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