- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

I work at jcpenny

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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