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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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