How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Praise Paisley

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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