- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Robin, get in the car!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

What did david give back? Nothing.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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