- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Y u do dis?

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's an Anti Joke?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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