- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Dwight Howard

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A seal walks into a club.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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