How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Chicken

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Youre mom is so dead...

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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