- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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