Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Fat people

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

KILL WHITEY

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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