Microwave

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

The Pittsburgh Pirates

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

He--Hey guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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