What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Chicken

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Albert your flies undone.

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My dad

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did death say to life? Go die

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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