Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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who is awesome? no one...

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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