- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

justin littleton being sucessful

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

your mom

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Asians

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