why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Turkeys are obese

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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