- Anti Joke

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Your Mom!!!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

7+5=12

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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