what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Women's Rights.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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so how about that irline food

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Jovan

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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womens rights

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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