Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Knock knock, COME IN!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Has u seen my grammar?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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