- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Arrow in the Knee!

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

a man makes a bad joke

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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