Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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boobs.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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