Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock knock come in.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Jellybeans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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