A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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