Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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I grunt when I poop.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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