Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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