- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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