- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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