roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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