How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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