"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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