- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Jake. Walsh.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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