Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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