What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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You all have Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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