What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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"33"

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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