Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

justin littleton being sucessful

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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